It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.Groucho Marx
It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.Groucho Marx
Paraprosdokian: figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe the first part. Example: "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."Groucho Marx
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.Groucho Marx
It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.Groucho Marx
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.Groucho Marx
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.Groucho Marx
Humor is reason gone mad.Groucho Marx
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.Groucho Marx
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