The best things in life aren't things.Art Buchwald
We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don't think it was, and I would advise you not to wait ten years before admitting today was great. If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time.Art Buchwald
There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.Art Buchwald
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.Art Buchwald
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.Art Buchwald
There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.Art Buchwald
Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one.Art Buchwald, 1969
If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments.Art Buchwald, 1974
And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: "Look at this Godawful mess."Art Buchwald, 1970
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new type program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.Art Buchwald, "Adding Insult to Injury," Have I Ever Lied to You?, 1966
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